there is nothing I don’t like about this gif
Best backstory. (x)
You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.
NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD
Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel
jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel
when u hear someone ask about a video game u love
WHO SLAMS A PLATE OF FOOD ON ANOTHER PLATE OF FOOD IN THE MICROWAVE LIKE THAT? Hold me back, Jesus. If anybody ever did that to me they would never be seen or heard from again.
alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals
If you own a dog, please share.
Even if you don’t own a dog, please share
WHERE THE FUCK DID ALL THESE TEARS COME FROM
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!
"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"
"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"
"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"
Oh god thank fucking christ.
I usually don’t reblog these, but I feel like some of my followers could probably use the reassurance. I definitely have these kinds of thoughts sometimes.
so i’m not crazy for randomly thinking such thoughts? what a relief!
Edgar Allan Poe had a name for it too: The Imp of the Perverse. he compared the impulses to a demon that urges people to do the wrong thing simply because it can be done
The compulsion to jump from high places is called “l’appel du vide" in French. The call of the void. I think it’s specific to that one instance, but I think it’s a cool phrase for this phenomenon in general.
I think about this with random sharp objects laying around, too. “What if I just jammed this into my eye or throat right now? … oh god WHAT.” Just… fucking christ, brain. Don’t.
Reblogging this again because most people don’t/never know how normal these thoughts are, and that can be a major source of stress. It’s okay. You’re okay. Just, you know, don’t follow through on that shit.